Funniest Premier League chants

Bobby Zamora - QPR

'When you're sat in Row Z / and the ball hits your head / that's Zamora.' (to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore')

Self-explanatory really.

Lee Cattermole - Sunderland

"You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Leeeee Clatter-mole!'

Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal has been adopted for many footballing chants, but this time fans used it as an anthem for English football's not so smooth operator.

Ashley Cole - Chelsea

'You gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce.' (to the tune of Cheryl Cole's 'Fight for This Love')

This memorable one was born after Stoke fans decided to release their own version of Ashley's ex, Cheryl's popular song.

Robbie Keane - Liverpool

'He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane.'

Liverpool fans chanting about Irish striker Robbie Keane.

John Terry - Chelsea

'Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. His dad deals coke, His mum steals tea, He cried when he missed a penalty...'

Both Chelsea fans and rivals singing about John Terry after his affair with Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend. This popular one is sung to the tune of Lord Of The Dance.

Park Ji-Sung - Manchester United

'Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, it could be worse, you could be Scouse, eating rats in your council house'

'He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your Labradors'

A double-whami that came about as Manchester United fans chanted against rival Liverpool fans.

Jamie Carragher - Liverpool

'He's red, he's sound, he's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad.'

This catchy one was sung by Liverpool fans about Jamie Carragher's father, who was once arrested at a match for being drunk.

Jonjo Shelvey - Newcastle

'He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry Potter, he's coming for you'.

For those that don't quite get the joke, West Ham fans were taunting Jonjo Shelvey about his uncanny resemblance to Lord Voldemort.

Nani - Manchester United

'Nani are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Nani?' (to the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal')

The Michael Jackson classic makes a return, this time at Old Trafford among Man United fans who came up with this chant after noticing that Nani resembled a young Michael Jackson.

Arsenal - 'Let's talk about Cesc baby'

'Let's talk about Cesc baby, let's talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc.'

This chant has been adapted many times to fit current Arsenal players but it's an old classic for the Gunners.